IRONIC.

An old man turned ninety-eight  He won the lottery and died the next day  It's a black fly in your chardonnay  It's a death row pardon two minutes too late  Isn't it ironic... don't you think  It's like rain on your wedding day  It's a free ride when you've already paid  It's the good advice that you just didn't take  Who would've thought... it figures 
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly 
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye  He waited his whole damn life to take that flight  And as the plane crashed down he thought  Well, isn't this nice. And Isn't this ironic ... don't you think?  Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you  When you think everything's ok and everythings going right  And life has a funny way of helping you out when  You think evertyhing's gone wrong and everthing blows up  In your face  A traffic jam when you're already late  A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break  It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife  It's meeting the man of my dreams  and then meeting his beautiful wife  And isn't it ironic... don't you think  A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...  Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you  And life has a funny way of helping you out  helping you out